If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.
These guys remind me of what vikings would have been like if they were slightly more courteous and also dressed like gaylords. Comments/Enlarge See all
Three good questions to ask yourself before leaving the house are 1) does everything I have on match, 2) am I going to be too hot to dance in this, and 3) if I get slightly sweaty is this dress going to make me look like a human cumshot? Comments/Enlarge See all
