Motherfuck. Is there no respite from flip-flops? It must be 40 below out here and we still have to stare at toes like the air conditioning broke in a college dorm. What is it about stepping in shit where even when it’s frozen people just can’t get enough of it? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Girls don’t like guys that are prettier than them, so if you have a male-model face try to hide it with a beard and make everything else as dirtbag as possible. In other words, walk softly and carry a big dick. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
