You know what? We had so much fun trying to beam quarters between her ass cheeks at 65 mph that we have to give her a DO. We almost got one in there too, before she either exited the highway or dumped her bike and got run over by a semi. It was hard to tell which happened in the rearview mirror.
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The true New York look is totally indistinguishable from the true well-behaved-toddler look. If a day-care worker saw them standing there at the museum he’d make them hold on to the rope and go, “Come on, you two. Get with the group.”
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