We asked a class of eight-year-olds whether they’d rather grow up to be this guy or an astronaut-veterinarian, and the sound of them screaming “Bwack jewery cowboy!” in unison was so glorious it’s our new ringtone. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
We’re going to let the piercings slide because he fought the urge to do something “creative” with his afro like dreads or cornrows. This is one of the rare instances where you get points for something you didn’t do. Then he gets an extra star next to his name for separating his dress shirt and his v-neck with the perfect tie. Shit, even the BLT is working for him. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
