It’s possible this is just a really advanced breed of party-stripper whose schtick is showing up looking for her little brother who was supposed to check in with mom over two hours ago and then all of a sudden the skirt’s flying and Jock Jams is blaring and tits are everywhere, but we’re going to err on the side of caution and simply say please go home, Alice. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
This might sound strange, but after I take this picture of you and you take that picture of me can you come over here and roller-skate over my balls? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
