Even if your annual GNP is worth less than pee, confidence is king and all you need to do to be a DO is feel it. Sure you’re barf-colored and ridiculous but, as it is with being chased by a lion, all you have to do is be quicker than the other guy. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Whenever you see cereal boxes or frozen vegetables do “cool” they always have a big bear in a matching leather outfit and sunglasses making peace signs and you’re like, “Where the fuck do they get this shit from?”
