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WAN WAN
FRIED CHICKEN
Let’s get one thing straight. Despite what this misleading Japanese letterhead implies, nips do not eat dogs. Chinese and Koreans throw them back like french fries, but the Japanese are way too civilized for shit like that.
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KISS POP
“These are sold in France to teach kids how to French kiss. They come in different flavors so you can practice with different races.”
ANNE MARGREET HONING
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JOHNNY CASH’S BUCK KNIFE
“Johnny Cash used to take 70 Dexedrine a day. 70!! This is a buck knife that once belonged to Johnny that I bought at an auction. I am thankful to have it, but I goddamned wish I had his pharmacist too.”
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
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PLAYMATE BOOK
This beautifully laid-out book features the best of the past 50 years of Playboy centerfolds. The only bummer about the whole thing is you see fake tits appear on the scene sometime around the mid 90s and then kind of take over.
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SARS PEPSI
When Toronto, the most culturally diverse city in the world, got blamed for the SARS epidemic, they had a bunch of Rolling Stones concerts in order to get tourism back on. When Southeast Asia ran into the same problem, they went the cheaper route and just “owned it” by marketing SARS in various forms as the hot new disease.
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