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Girls don’t like guys that are prettier than them, so if you have a male-model face try to hide it with a beard and make everything else as dirtbag as possible. In other words, walk softly and carry a big dick. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Shit like this makes you think of your sister, your girlfriend, (kind of) your mom, and eventually your daughter. It’s about as big of a bummer as watching a bouquet of flowers die in the microwave.
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		BEATS AND RHYMES You know how Black British music doesn't ...

		HUNTING HIGH AND LOW They Came From The Stars I Saw Them Love ...

		VICE FASHION - STREAKING IN THE ... The British weather has been bad all summ...

		THE PASHTO COWBOYS Hanging With God's Children

They’re both guilty of publicly dry-humping a medieval fat jock in a dress.
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THIS BOOK
“I love my Claudio Silvestrin architecture book because I love architecture.”
KANYE WEST
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CRACK PARTY MIX
“One time some black limosine driver pulled up to us on First Avenue and asked us if we wanted a ride. After we got in we noticed he was smoking crack. He drove us back for $20 and talked about crack the whole time. He kept telling us it’s way purer than coke because they cook all the toxins out of it.”
MARIE ELLEN CHABOT

A SORE FOR SIGHTED EYES
The new TV Carnage is light-years better than the previous ones. The edits are down to three- to five-second chops and there’re all kinds of special effects, like a dead John Ritter watching a retarded Rosie O’Donnell. And remember: Do not watch this stoned.
See tvcarnage.com fo’ mo’.

DUSTERS
This is a gateway candy that eventually leads to little kids injecting flavor crystals into their arms using bubble-gum syringes.

GORGEOUS RAPE
As we mentioned on the Vice Photo Blog, everyone at Vice Scandinavia eats these disgusting foreskin-flavored tea bags of tobacco that are called Rape.

JAIL BELT
It gets pretty boring at the women’s prisons in upstate New York, so the inmates have taken to making shit like this out of old cigarette packs. They make purses, belts, wallets. They’re all this pretty and they’re all sturdy as hell.
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CROQUET CHINK
It’s actually true that Asians are more prone to bow-leggedness because they sit cross-legged so much. A lot of Korean mothers insist their kids sit “Western-style” to avoid looking like this guy.

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