How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder.Comments/Enlarge |
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Finding a hippie girl who keeps her bush in check and whose farts smell like jasmine sounds like a dream come true, but you've got no idea what a pain it is trying to get her out of the house.Comments/Enlarge |
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We asked this guy to give us a “Message to the Aliens” for this TV thing we were doing and he said, “De aliens? Dey can go fuck themselves. We got enough problems on dis eart’ widout worrying about people from anotha moon!”
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote: Did y’all chop in the Star of David on this wop?
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: VINNY! This guy used to come into my video store and DEMAND that he get free rentals, to which I would comply out of fear and respect. I miss this crazy old rat.
DAG, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: This dude is friggin’ awesome! He’s straight out of "The Friends of Eddie Coyle".
Anonymous, on Mar 19, 2009 wrote: He was dope in coffee and cigarettes
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote: yes writer of the captions, yes yes yes.
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote: paulie
exitement, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote: there’s untouchable about wearing a star of David, a cross and a gun around your neck.
