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Every time we take a client out he goes from one or two shots to screaming “Who wants to fucking party!?” (with his pants down) to nappy time, all in the course of about two hours. Are we too zany or are the people who buy our ads reaching new heights of pussiness?
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Women are getting so predictable these days with their health regimens and their “natural” makeup and their skimpy clothes... Why is it so hard to find a real woman, someone who’s willing to think outside the beauty box?

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Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote: I’m willing to bet that her vagina looks a lot like her blouse.

	CSB, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote: anybody seen steven chow’s "Kungfu Hustle"? It’s the landlady..

	enstigator, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote: it takes effort to look this bad. maybe she’s in the witness protection program.

	mofaux, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote: that’s not her shirt.

Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote: OH MY GOD HER SHIRT LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA! OH MY GOD HER HSIRT LOOKS LIKE A VGANIA

	chuckie jesus, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote: peaches let herself go

Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote: jeez she has a labia collar

Anonymous, on Dec 3, 2008 wrote: Oh Good Lord!

	le petit m, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: crack cocaine as eye shadow...now why didn’t i think of that...

Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote: Fuck me sideways

Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote: "Why so serious?" She makes Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight look like a goddamn beanie baby.

Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: are those labias on her chest?

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