The rules get a little more involved once you start closing in on the marriage zone, but for grades 7 to 17, if you want to make a boy interested in checking out your crotch, your mantra should be “Keep putting weird crap all over my face.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Not sure how much you intended to be the cover shot for Asian Golden Showers Quarterly but you’ve nailed it pretty hard. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Whenever Europeans rag on America they talk about Bush and fat tourists and blah blah, but you know deep down they know it’s more about this and you know that makes them super jealous.
Anonymous, on May 20, 2010 wrote: He hasn’t aged a day since Mighty Ducks 4
Anonymous, on May 14, 2010 wrote: And they have bad teeth too.
Anonymous, on May 14, 2010 wrote: Europeans are nothing but a bunch of stinking, cave-dwelling, genocidal sheep-fuckers that need American money and military to save their inbred asses when the ragheads come after them, and no amount of pretense and elitism will change that. America...FUCK YEAH!!
Anonymous, on May 3, 2010 wrote: Super Mario !
Anonymous, on May 2, 2010 wrote: Fuck off you Yank cunts. Europe laugh in your face. Funniest event of the millenium so far? 9/11. Jump out those windows like rats out of a burning building. That was how the whole world felt about you.
Suck on that!
OccultJam, on Apr 2, 2010 wrote: he’s a faker and "she’s" a queen. that guy can’t be euro, he looks like a suburban texan with a penchant for fast forward.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2010 wrote: i don’t know which one to jerk it to,, and i’m STRAIGHT
Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote: Is that my uncle?..
Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote: Looks like he aint done made it to douchebag status yet. And give the pretty thang about three years, and a lifetime supply of twinkies and ho-hos, and he won’t be so all "lookit the pussy I’M hittin’"...
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2010 wrote: you guys are all weird... she’s gorgeous!!!
Anonymous, on Jan 28, 2010 wrote: Holy Shit... Is that Andy San Dimas???
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote: fag baiter
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote: talk shit. i agree with Beef below. youd all fuck her and those dsl lips
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2009 wrote: gosh vice, what is it with europe and you and your inferiority complex. you know their penises aint that much bigger than yours, relax!
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote: you know, if she didn’t have the skin of a 60-year-old romanian gypsy she might be okay looking.
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote: Not seen: the 6-pack of Old Milwaukee, a Chevy Citation, and the morning after pill.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: That guy looks like a guy in Black Lips.
invisible buttons, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote: that woman reminds me of the cougar cameron diaz plays on the cougar den on SNL
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote: that’s fuckin matt alsberg, AKA antiMC...he does shit w/ busdriver...yea?
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote: you guys are all fags cuz you know you cant hang
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote: nice man hand.
I wish my waify mustache could hang out with a Brazilian tranny every once and a while too
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: chica latina
Peels, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: give me the woman...
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote: anyone with a moustache right vice?
