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You know what? Fuck punk. And fuck trying to be a hippie. They both take too long. Everyone under 20 needs to become a rockabilly. The hair’s a cinch, the shoes make you look tall, and unless you’re living with your granddad in Alabama, it’s actually become rebellious again.

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Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
fuck rockabilly. while they try to project an aura of being really chilled and fun loving, pretty much every self proclaimed ’rockabilly’ i have ever met have been stupid, narcissistic, snobby children who threw hissy fits at the drop of a hat.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
Okay this is all cool except for the tee shirt. What the fuck is up with that? Plain white or no tees. C’mon people, the rockabilly look isn’t that difficult.
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
why is this gorgeous boyman not my best friend?
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
lol, shit is for aging punks. Notice all the fat chicks that have three kids that used to be cool become rockabillies..

basically when the ghetto fab and cholas start rocking it you know it’s rinsed out and played. Glad I never looked like that. the 50’s were 50 years ago get over it lol
Anonymous, on May 16, 2009 wrote:
fuck i wish i could be a rock-a-billy but the rmv took away my liscence. so now iam just a fucking douchebag on the mta.
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote:
but these dudes sure can fuck. put a towel over your pillows or you’re buying new cases.
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
i’ve never seen a blonde pomp before, and i don’t like it.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
This look WAS rebellious maybe 10 years ago. Now it consists of a bunch of overweight broads with way too much make-up who either dress like they are going to operate a rivet gun at the local shipyard or they’re on their way to a luau... the dudes look like they are about to go wrench a hot rod they do not have, or they are waiting for the rest of their bowling team to arrive so they can carpool it to the lanes in the Honda Accord with the black, fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view.

Unless you are a legit British rocker, a part of the custom car culture scene or Japanese, you cannot pull this off.

P.S. Social Distortion and Tiger Army are boring.
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote:
shit caption.
but still a total do.
Anonymous, on Mar 24, 2009 wrote:
He’s hot. DAMN HOTT!!! :)_
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
God i hate limeys. They once had an empire tat spanned the globe and still decided to stay on a cramped rainy little island. Thanks for the skiffle.
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2008 wrote:
We got a lot of these guys in the bay. A lot (most) of them are dickweeds who used to listen to buttmetal and drink Budweiser till they graduated highschool.
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
please fuck me.
Anonymous, on Nov 27, 2008 wrote:
Son--red-cheeked, zit-faced, and tattooed is no way to go through life.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote:
the comment below mine may be the dumbest shit ever
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote:
rockabilly is great for a few reasons: It’s real, for one. Go to Kuncklehead’s Saloon on a Saturday night, and you see 45 year old greesers knockin back PBR (which hipsters subsequently stole) with their 18 year old kid. In other words, its a life, not a lifestyle. No man that anyone cares about is still going to wear girl pants when he’s 40, which automatically makes anyone who does it when their 20 a fake who is just following the herd. Oh, and Rockabilly is an actual musical form. And, chicks in poodle skirts with sleeves of tats look so f’ing hot that it makes me wonder why anybody would ever screw a malnourished hipster chick who almost certainly don’t shave her twat.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote:
yes and then we could all go to the sock hop and the get a milkshake at the drugstore, right?
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote:
Gorgeous
where do they hide?
washingtonirvin, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
A wistful reminder that not every place has been taken by irony.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
Rockabilly is lame. Its usually just a way for people to be "alternative-lifestyle" without offending anybody. I see a lot of punks get into it when they decide they want to have kids and get a good job. That way they can look rebellious while still working 40 hours a week.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote:
He’s a ride

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