If your wife de-balls you, just tell her to hide them in the top drawer and never discuss it. Don’t let her groom their hair and make you drive them around in their own display cart. Comments/Enlarge |
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Ten years ago, if you saw somebody with a Misfits shirt you could guarantee at least ten minutes of “something in common” conversation with them. These days you just drop your shit and run in case they pull out a Mossberg and start shooting all their classmates. Comments/Enlarge |
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This guy is not a pimp, nor is he “pimping.” Pimps are parasitic rapists that turn desperate drug addicts into slaves and then beat them up. This is a sharply dressed old dude that understands being a grown-up is about having class and decorum no matter where you are or what you’re doing.
Anonymous, on Sep 15, 2009 wrote: he’s the cool black version of the joker...
Anonymous, on Sep 14, 2009 wrote: "Below Me the line is "cos every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
Buy the record or at least google it."
or how about you stop being an anal dickhead? yeah, that would be much better.
Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2009 wrote: Below Me the line is "cos every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
Buy the record or at least google it.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote: "women go crazy for a sharp dressed man"
ZZ Top
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote: this is awesome. the guy, the clothes, and the caption.
enstigator, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote: i guess he’s not planning on getting anything fragile.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: then let me guess, this was on a sunday?
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote: I took this picture at the Stuart errr, Metropolitan Ave Kroger in Atlanta. Number 4, bitches. Second one from that Kroger as well. The other one was the black lady dwarf sitting on a tipped over shopping cart with her junky posse
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote: i never thought i’d see a vice caption that actually makes sense.
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote: Good caption, really unexpected and compassionate from a shock-value rag like this.
GJG, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote: If only everyone were this cool.
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote: I can imagine his voice right this second. He has the best laugh.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: "Where ma cane at?"
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote: This man is Ultra.
Purple Suit.... ouch
ninjaparty, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote: can this guy be my stepfather?? fuck.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote: if he ain’t a pimp why he got hos?
Geekshow, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote: that guy’ll go to hell because God’s jealous of him.
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote: Hey Magic Don Juan, Where’s your pimp chalis?
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: Amen
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: dude must be thirsty
NABO RAWK, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote: i cant agree more STYLIN AND PROFILIN
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote: Then i had this vision of God in Morrisons then he said. "Hey nah yous gonna go put them there lama beans an alfalfa down now and go git some o’ o’l muther hubarrds genuine honey glazed leg o’ pork cured jerky chicken stick. An dont skip on the grits neither. An dont go speaking to thay boy Tarquin hez bad fo’ yo’ y’hear!"
