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Fur was a status symbol back in the 1960s but today all it means is you watch BET like the bible and think every word should be taken literally.
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Sometimes when people get rejected by humans they regress into a love of animals and even secretly wish they could be one of them. When that animal is a manatee you know the teasing was really, really bad.

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Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote:
I bet she’s this way because fucktards like the average douchebag "Anonymous" commenter picked on her growing up. You can all thank yourselves. Dicks.
Anonymous, on Jan 24, 2010 wrote:
BLAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2009 wrote:
I am still trying to figure out the sex. not sure. keep changing my mind. If it’s a bloke - tiny willy; if it’s a woman, not t*ts - both scare me.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
is that unsightly bulge really just fat? weird. and unsightly.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote:
She’s going to fly into a lesbian hulk-rage because they don’t stock the Susan Vega CD she was looking for
shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
her fingers look like sausage links.
Heatmiser, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
is that a smile? the tucked in shirt is just adding insult to injury...
uly, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
who turns their life into trying to look like the ugliest animal that made it off noah’s ark? oh yeah, this lady.
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
that t shirt is such a fucking DO
tallywacker, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
having this lady be your greatest supporter is asking for boaters to aim their props at your tender flubber backs. cows of the sea, my ass.
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote:
this picture makes me really upset
Anonymous, on Apr 6, 2009 wrote:
Thats just fucking bad init. fuck me sort you life out
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
hahaha awww this guy just brought a huge smile to my face. this picture is so funny. haha his smile is really awkward
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote:
As if confirming the caption, there’s Under the Iron Sea on the racks behind her.
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
i have nothing nice to say. so i’ll just walk away...
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
oh the huge manatee!
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
Maybe I’m just stoned, but I laughed for a couple of minutes over this one. Then I tried to find the t-shirt online
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
Please refer to the B.A. Johnston song, "Manatee is my Totem Animal" off of his hit new record "Stairway to Hamilton".
sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote:
Perfect caption.

Can you imagine..no I’m not going to finish that sentence..

her life is sentence enough

BURN!
solareyes, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote:
Did someone just write heroin "sheik" a few posts below me?
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote:
did you see those cd’s in the background they were so cool....awesome.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
Oh. Dear.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
i’m in awe that anyone was actually able to distinguish this mutant’s gender.

the cankles are really what made this picture for me.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
Assuming the little history you wrote on this lady is true, I think the adversity displayed as well as the fact that she hasn’t killed herself makes her an honorary "Do".

Besides, I think I’ve seen heroin sheik hipster fuck faces with that same shirt in the "Do" category not too long ago.
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2008 wrote:
i don’t know if this is a guy or a girl, but this person rules. fuck you morons and your elitist fashion bullshit. my nipples are hard for Manatee Pat.

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