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Holy fuck the dance this guy was doing was amazing. It was like he was saying, “Get oudda my way world” in a European accent while marching angrily through the shallow end like we gave a shit.
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What the fuck do these disgusting pieces of sugar-filled white garbage need Bluetooths for? So the TV can call them? “HEY MOM—WE R STILL IN PARKING LOT—MARKS YAWNING—CAN WE GO—NEED TO GET BACK TO CONT. SHITTY LIVES.”

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Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2010 wrote:
Not pretentious. These people are human trash.
Anonymous, on Jan 4, 2010 wrote:
I live here with them in Oklahoma. Some even have internets and Facebook.
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2009 wrote:
what pretentious nonsense, you folk are so immature.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
so did she just think the bluetooth was to look good?
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
hahahahhahahaha
this is funny. i’m not laughing out loud but i’m genuinely smiling.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
is she crying?
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
that caption is unnecessarily cruel
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
this caption is really mean, and so are most of the comments. these people aren’t even doing anything...mean.
Anonymous, on May 24, 2009 wrote:
you are all horrible people.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
The crime here is that these two have not been administered treatment that renders them infertile.
Anonymous, on Mar 31, 2009 wrote:
Redneck is PUNK. Cause it pissez people off.
Anonymous, on Mar 26, 2009 wrote:
i love living in the midwest
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
dumb & dumber
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
To first comment dude. Yeah, and the first three born are the grandparents and sisters of the last five
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2008 wrote:
You don’t know how much the "white-trash" population texts their moms to figure out when pick them up from the shared gas station/bar/casino with their new boyfriend, a unionized drunk that builds sheds in the valley. And they do love their cell phones.

Sorry, my trailer roots are showing.
exitement, on Oct 11, 2008 wrote:
you know what middle america produces? corn. you know why we need that? cause it fuels every aspect of the "shitty american food" industry that creates people like these.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote:
Kansas City’s not that bad. Just sayin’.
BraiCell, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote:
Alaskans?
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
everybody in my town looks like these two
Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote:
" This is what Middle America looks like. It’s not pretty, but it produces most of the stuff the rest of the country needs to live."

hahahaha
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
it’s Larry the Cable Guy!
piss ant, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
why is this tramp so freakin confused by her cell phone is what i’d like to know??
Whatsername, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote:
Holy mother of God. They’re cloning Kansas City? It’s everywhere. Run for your life.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
This is what Middle America looks like. It’s not pretty, but it produces most of the stuff the rest of the country needs to live.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
the sad thing is that these two have 8 kids!!!!

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