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Have you ever seen anybody so happy about being the exact opposite of country music?
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I know you want to kill these two for taking emo into EXTREME-O but people like this pay our rent so we have to put them in the DOs.

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Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote:
the tattoos on that girls chest makes it look like she has chest hair, yum!
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2010 wrote:
He totally looks like Cameron from Ferris Buellers Day Off. Kudo’s to whoever brought that up.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
i’ve slept with her haha.
pic was taken in TORONTO.
sad thing about her tats is that she had flames on her arm first, then i guess decided it was lame (which it is) and attempted to cover it up with more of a mess of ink. sigh.

plus she’s got two kids she never takes care of because she’d rather party every night.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
sake hollow in the background i’m guessing montreal?
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
’Do’ halloween costume
YaCantGoHome4307, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
Her hair is hideous, but girls with tattooed hands are hot.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
what the fuck is emo?
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote:
"god...tattoos are so boring and gross. gonna be a lot of regret when the tat boomers hit 60. (if they haven’t died yet from hepatitis)"

yeah. if anyone knows of a publicly-held firm for tattoo removal let me know. i want to invest.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2009 wrote:
god...tattoos are so boring and gross. gonna be a lot of regret when the tat boomers hit 60. (if they haven’t died yet from hepatitis)
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
FUCK THEM!
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
scenesters
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote:
I don’t give a shit about your rent and they both suck.
Fat Lips McGee, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
Can anybody please explain why I really want to punch this guy?

I know violence is wrong but his face looks like fist candy!
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
can someone say matrix doppelganger?
Anonymous, on May 10, 2009 wrote:
That guy looks like Keanu Reeves.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
Did these two clowns get lost on their way to WARPED TOUR?
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote:
would love to tie his ears to the back of a train
Evan B Watts, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote:
Do(pe)
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
The sad truth here is that goofy hair and a bunch of tattoos won’t make you look like you have a shred of personality if you dont.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
future trailer park trash of America pays your bills?
thx-138, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote:
I hate the summer in williamsburg. You see a whole bunch of these guys and then 3 normal people.
exitement, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
i thought you guys were subsidized by clothing companies. your magazine is free. what, bills?

bills bills bills
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2009 wrote:
Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym?
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote:
dude’s ears look mighty thin around those tunnels
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote:
when this was first was posted I had the exact same pants, belt, and v-neck
Anonymous, on Dec 31, 2008 wrote:
jesus, do you think when they fuck they call each other by their own names?
Anonymous, on Dec 31, 2008 wrote:
"They r not emos! They r scene-kids. Whole other story (;"

jesus christ, you either posted that 4 years ago or you’re still in serious denial. and neither will ever be a good look.
bandit a la mode, on Dec 29, 2008 wrote:
that has GOT to be Austin...
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
he works the stockroom at hot topic. she’s a hot little piece of action tho.
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
They r not emos! They r scene-kids. Whole other story (;
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