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DOS & DON'TS

Eight-hole boots with no socks make most guys think of Fairuza Balk in American History X, that’s why you need the gold studs to take it out of National Vanguard territory and over to somewhere a little classier like Desperately Seeking Susan. Comments/Enlarge | See all


If people get pissed at you for not going to Jody’s birthday it’s because they wanted you to be there to entertain people because they’re so lame. Don’t feel guilty. You’re not a court jester. In fact, if you do show up, wear these pants and go, “All right assholes. You got your way. Which shitty life needs a dose of me?”
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VON CHRISTOPH VOY