Girls really love babies, so the best thing to do if you’ve just divorced your wife because you couldn’t handle her menopause is to chop off your manhood, surgically attach a baby’s penis between your legs, and then trot around a beach nude. Within minutes young girls will be running after you, begging to put it in their mouth.
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While most puppets grow dusty and forgotten in some dead fag’s attic, Madame is still going strong, delivering more erotic entendres and cunty comebacks than Sarah Silverman on Adderall.
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