Someone needs to tell gym shorts that "Whatever blows your hair back" is more of a general suggestion not to worry about what you're into than a call to spend 45 minutes straddling a subway vent on E. KOMMENTARE/VERGR÷SSERN ALLE SEHEN
Agreeing to have the stupidest thing you’ve ever said tattooed on your ass forever is like sacrificing a virgin to the riff gods.