Old punks like Wattie just look like wizened teens with progeria. If you really are down for life, go the way of the Lars Ulrich dad and medieval the shit out of yourself. That means never shaving, ever. No matter how much free shit you get, you fucking cheapass.

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Wearing the World Trade Center works if it’s a tattoo and you’re a fireman or you’re a drunk asshole that wants to get on peoples’ nerves but as a 40 year-old Puerto Rican dad all it says is, “I have no clue what the fuck is going on.”

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