The Reeboks show she’s fun, the short shorts show she’s sexy, the weird vintage tee shows she has taste, and the jazz hands show she knows how to have a good time. What the fuck are you waiting for?
If you’re worried about being mistaken for an old maid, try dressing like a used tampon that got left in for too long. It makes you look so fertile it’s almost ovarian. Comments/Enlarge See all