Subject: Horse Girls Date: Oct 14 2007 10:50:59 AM Author: Jewels Vern
I've never seen a boy on a horse. Don't boys ride horses?
Subject: toes... pretty pretty toes Date: Oct 12 2007 10:15:39 AM Author: monster mash
only foto maybe worth looking at is the camel toe in #2- all else is a waste of my time.. I could be watching afghanistanamation right now.
Subject: Series Date: Oct 10 2007 01:26:57 PM Author: Andy Eeckhaut
Dull series... I'm used to higher quality, both from Vice as from Kern...
Subject: hoofbeats for heartbeats Date: Oct 03 2007 05:02:59 PM Author: horseandrider
i've been reading vice for awhile. usually it stays in my center city apartment on the coffee table but i'm taking this issue straight to the barn with me this weekend. my fellow barn girls are going to love that they've now become fashion icons.
Subject: and about those douche bags down there Date: Oct 03 2007 03:43:20 PM Author: Daniel
but my favourite was this one
'I just wanted to confirm that we are, in fact, more loyal to the horse than we will ever be to a boyfriend, and'
years and years of evolution and it has all come to this.
looks like someone needs to get her cooch working again
isnt that what all those 'wendy' bitches are all about in the end
Subject: Right... Date: Oct 03 2007 03:33:51 PM Author: Daniel
This is awful
and boring
...
it looks like shit too...
Subject: really? Date: Sep 23 2007 08:22:46 PM Author: af
As a female equestrian myself, I just wanted to confirm that we are, in fact, more loyal to the horse than we will ever be to a boyfriend, and also that we're batshit insane. But we're hot and so are the tight pants, sweat and leather.
Horse girls are never good news. You go in to their rooms and you are surrounded by horse figurines and trophies. it's just creepy and pathetic at the same time. and also hot.
Subject: allo Date: Sep 20 2007 12:08:06 PM Author: Gayface
Bring on horses, Korn and heroin all at the same time.
Subject: richard not dick Date: Sep 20 2007 01:14:04 AM Author: drunkpilots
Kern can make a insurance convention look sexy. I wanna fuck that horse. I can't wait till he does a greyhound set.
Fuck the focus, how about some blacks in these photos, did Vice let their little sisters do the post production? The shadows make this look like a high school photography clinic.
Kern should stick to the leica.
Subject: haha Date: Sep 17 2007 12:57:13 PM Author: just so you know
horse girls are always crazy. without exception.
Subject: Creepy old dude Date: Sep 17 2007 11:12:59 AM Author: Yes. Yes You Are.
i would also like to know if Kern is a pedophile? All signs point to yes.
Subject: are not attractive Date: Sep 17 2007 10:46:52 AM Author: These girls
sorry.
Subject: morons Date: Sep 17 2007 09:54:16 AM Author: me
You idiot, the pictures are perfectly in focus, I think (trying to make sense of your comment) you are refering to the flares, which in my opinion look rad. Ever seen a movie called The Shinning? Tons of flares in that. And, kern is awseome no matter what he takes pictures of.
Subject: Dear Richard Kern, Date: Sep 17 2007 03:35:24 AM Author: Brian W
I would just like to inform you of the presence of a thing called a focus dial on your camera. It is the big dial on the end of the lens. You turn it and the pictures end up in focus.
Love,
Brian
Subject: young love Date: Sep 17 2007 12:18:14 AM Author: ratty
Is this some sort of joke? Was Kern drunk when he took these? Awful.
Subject: i like em young Date: Sep 16 2007 12:36:00 PM Author: evil dragon hunter
some of them girls look 14!
Subject: Kern Date: Sep 16 2007 11:37:57 AM Author: Jimmy Reed
What is the big deal? Kern is shooting some non-naked girls for once and its turned out amazing. I'm biased because all of these girls remind me of exs but still, good job.
Subject: sdf Date: Sep 16 2007 04:46:36 AM Author: sdf
horribly pedestrian photos
Subject: These Pictures Date: Sep 16 2007 12:46:19 AM Author: Nick
How old is that girl 4th from the top? Enough? P.S. Riding boots=one way ticket to boner city.
Hang on a sec, shouldn't you be five inches tall and gyrating on some Hawaiian's dashboard instead of wrecking my ability to get anything done for the rest of the day? Comments/Enlarge See all
What the fuck is that? You want to look away but you can’t, like an old lady falling off her bike. Seriously though, what is it? It looks like something Liquid-Plumr should be taking care of. Jesus.
