Subject: nicole Date: Oct 04 2007 11:36:06 AM Author: luke
i have to say seeing that pic of nicole really does it for me i think its all that pail skin you know... this has just been a recent turnon for me
Subject: ohhhhhhh Date: Sep 07 2007 03:11:59 AM Author: yaschar
I am killed you
Subject: Bidges got tricked Date: Aug 15 2007 10:07:07 PM Author: not impressed
wow ...so the lesson of the day here fellas is if you wanna get a girl in bed tell them you're a photographer for VICE magazine
*smh*
this is straight garbage
Subject: nicole Date: Aug 15 2007 04:14:32 PM Author: is
to put it precisely, a fucking idiot.
Subject: AND THE SAME Date: Aug 14 2007 10:31:30 PM Author: slow
I like the second pic because this "hot" girl looks really not hot. That is interesting for some reason, its def a different take, you know, make the hot amateur porn girl look well, ugly. I like it...just sayin.
Subject: calling a spade a spade Date: Aug 14 2007 03:41:55 PM Author: Nicholas
I would respect the photo issue more if it was retitled "THE TASTEFUL JERKOFF MAG FOR TASTEFUL JERKOFFS" and only ran sexy pictures.
Subject: YES Date: Aug 12 2007 10:58:25 PM Author: nada
finally a real model (first girl?)
by real model i mean anorexia ain't a good thing but le camera adds 10 pounds and if you aren't going for porn, please use skinny chicks.
Subject: easy Date: Aug 10 2007 04:12:52 PM Author: opportunist
Give me a leica, some diffused light, and a bunch of willing naked broads and I could do this in my sleep.
Vice, please bring back Terry Richardson. The dude who said that Kern makes tits look boring nailed it, plus those Shot By Kern videos were douche chill-inducing. While I'd say this dude did one of the best fashion spreads you guys have ever done (I'm pretty sure it was the one from the girls issue), I don't think he's the photographer to carry the photo issue on his back, ya know?
Subject: bkdajgò Date: Aug 10 2007 03:00:07 AM Author: chiara
disappointin.
but still i think in general you do a godd work.
Subject: whyyyy Date: Aug 10 2007 12:12:10 AM Author: poussin
why is vice becoming softcore porn
Subject: cuz Date: Aug 09 2007 11:39:13 PM Author: it's
ps - tramp stamp. :)
Subject: cuz Date: Aug 09 2007 11:31:23 PM Author: it's
could I fall in love with this girl? no. i don't know her. but she has tits. oh. in that case. tits. yeah.
what is happening here?
Subject: Great Pics Date: Aug 09 2007 04:28:51 PM Author: Huh ?
"these pictures are all saying absolutely nothing substantial" ? What the fuck are they supposed to say ? They're great shots of real beautiful girls who represent the type of women 99.9% of us would meet in a pub/club/concert. The airbrushed, bald beavered, silicon loaded freaks that appear in "mainstream" porn today do not represent real women and give so many losers false standards. I'll take a scar, hairy muff,weird nipple or treasure trail any day because these things are real. I think that's pretty "substantial".
Subject: from brazil Date: Aug 09 2007 11:01:13 AM Author: anita jones
BRAZILIAN GIRLS LOVE VICE MAG!
Subject: krna Date: Aug 09 2007 07:07:08 AM Author: subzero
krna's right, 70's photographers we're doing it better, this is no different than swingers/amateur porn shoots from the time. of course I've got nothing against a bunch of nudes and agree we should look at real pictures of real women, but if you're really pushing the 'art' where are the nude guys? Not that I'm gay but if you just want to put nude chicks in at least be honest about it, don't hide behind the 'art'
Subject: Richard Karn Date: Aug 08 2007 04:23:06 PM Author: Rideout
Richard Kern's work is great. But it would be funnier if this was photographed by Richard Karn aka Al from TV's Home Improvement. I think he's currently doing an infomercial for ladders so he could probably use the work.
Subject: standards? Date: Aug 08 2007 01:20:53 PM Author: a non-hip from tacoma
since when did you people start expecting vice to be a high-brow artsy magazine wallowing in low-brow porn and shitty articles? as i understand, vice has always been the opposite.
Subject: ? Date: Aug 08 2007 12:13:42 PM Author: g-reg
this is so stupid. these pictures are all saying absolutely nothing substantial. fuck this shit.
Subject: shit Date: Aug 08 2007 06:32:19 AM Author: amycakes
i urge vice to stop spoiling every issue by featuring boobs on every page. YOU'RE TURNING INTO AN AMERICAN APPAREL ADVERT.
Subject: Wow, what a fucking loser Date: Aug 07 2007 03:00:28 PM Author: Loser
Ok, well gee Kern is a fucking flaky pervert and we celebrate him. You could just give Paris Hilton more space, she deserves it. I think she is almost a more valid artist than "artist" Kern. What a fucking hopeless fuckwit. If you do something pointless for long enough some dumb people will learn to like it. Vice sucks for trying to be something valid while showing something juvenile like Kern, but then I guess you have to give the pre-teenagers something too.
Subject: The complainers Date: Aug 07 2007 09:10:23 AM Author: yoyoyo
I think some of you complainers are too used to
some airbrushing type images that you forget what
a real photo should look like?
Subject: hooray for boobies!! Date: Aug 06 2007 06:20:55 PM Author: eltonbong at myspace
yoga babes rule!! Check out that sweet little tum....
Subject: rteetr Date: Aug 06 2007 09:54:22 AM Author: ere
kern huffs dongs
Subject: .. Date: Aug 06 2007 07:51:20 AM Author: Meh
4 out of 6 ain't bad. I guess you have to have one foot in the mediocre sleaze to maintain your cred.
Subject: . Date: Aug 05 2007 11:00:18 PM Author: .
thanks for the two pics you stingy mother fuckers.
ps. this issue is a load of shit. fuckin get off your collective asses, hire more people so you can handle VBS and your (now) shitty magazing/website.
this shit makes my cultural dick more flaccid than watching grandma's fingerbang each other.
get it together.
Subject: shorty on top Date: Aug 05 2007 01:04:42 PM Author: Kenz
Damn that girls got a fat ass. HOLLA
Subject: Laura's ass Date: Aug 05 2007 09:25:06 AM Author: Sam
Kern was right. I can't stop staring at Laura's ass. Also, to all those who complain that Vice isn't providing deep enough art- have you forgotten that this is a fucking magazine? Have you become so pretentious and up your own asses that you have forgotten sex? Why can't beautiful nude shots be included in a magazine? These are Great, Natural pictures of Real girls and aren't boring airbrushed shots of braindead models posing on cars. And this is a photo issue. So for fuck's sake, quit your fucking complaining already and fuck off!
Subject: Where Mah Girl At? Date: Aug 05 2007 07:16:35 AM Author: Scrotum McDee
This party be nowhere without Sativa Verte. What, you saving the best for last?
Subject: ahm ... Date: Aug 05 2007 06:57:19 AM Author: zaggg
Most beautiful chick on Woodstock probably looked like Nicole ...
Subject: ugh Date: Aug 05 2007 01:05:46 AM Author: skullomaniadeathcorpse
kern makes tits look boring and thats a hard thing to do
Subject: oh Date: Aug 05 2007 01:03:19 AM Author: t2
and watch the actual videos, the 2nd girl is fuckin bangin, these pics make all the chicks look butt
Subject: you know Date: Aug 05 2007 01:01:55 AM Author: tt
articles based on VBS shows are pretty lame, slacking a bit no? too much success = too much coke money
Subject: kinda hot Date: Aug 05 2007 12:28:37 AM Author: matatas
Second chick's kinda fugly, but the first one looks a little like the girl from Six Feet Under, which is kind of hot.
Subject: david Date: Aug 05 2007 12:24:24 AM Author: beastiality
girl ontha top is bangin
on the bottom..not so much
Subject: playboy Date: Aug 05 2007 12:06:10 AM Author: krna
if this does it for ya then go to your local used bookstore and buy all the old playboys. since fashion is circular go for the mid 70's to match this thread. oh and the photography is WAY better too...
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