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Ryan a photographié la couverture de ce numéro, il a bossé avec Vice des millions de fois.



Mes frères et sœurs avaient tout le temps des vers. Ma maman leur mettait un morceau de sucre devant l’anus pour attirer les ténias et les chopait à la pince à épiler. J’ai raconté ça à mon pote Tim et il l’a dessiné.

Ça, c’est un cristal monté en porte-clé que j’ai acheté dans une station-service en traversant les États-Unis en voiture, j’avais des problèmes d’oreilles et je me suis fourré un cristal dans chaque oreille. Les cristaux ont des pouvoirs magiques. Ça a marché!

«Ne me parle pas si tu n’es pas à poil.» Je porte un t-shirt avec ce slogan pour toutes mes séances photos parce que je ne veux pas parler avec les gens que je photographie tant qu’ils ne sont pas à poil.

Pizza Dick est un restaurant de Cannes. J’y mangeais tous les soirs.

Ça, c’est une sculpture que j’ai faite en Xanax: «On [aime] le Xanax».

Elizabeth Peyton a peint ce portrait de moi. La première session de pose a duré trois heures, mais elle n’a pas aimé. On en a fait une autre de deux heures, mais ça ne lui a pas plu. Ça, c’est le résultat de la troisième session. Je me suis endormi. C’est donc un portrait de moi endormi.

C’est le poster d’un show que Dan Colen a joué à Berlin. Un châle de prière juif posé sur son sexe en érection. Dan est juif et son père dit que sa bite est «l’image de la vie.»

Le Bowen Ranch est la plus jolie source d’eau chaude de Californie. Ça, c’est un plan pour y aller. Seuls quelques privilégiés détiennent cette carte. C’est les Radical Faeries qui dirigent le truc, donc c’est gay and friends only.

Je n’ai pas utilisé ma voiture de tout l’hiver et quand je suis rentré dedans, il y avait deux rats morts de la taille d’une pièce d’un euro dedans. J’ai pris un polaroïd.

J’ai trouvé cette illustration d’un gamin qui tombe à l’eau dans un livre pour enfants. Toutes mes photos de l’été dernier étaient de gens qui tombaient du ciel et ce dessin a été une source d’inspiration.

Ça, c’est la photo d’un chien qui a trouvé un gode.


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COMMENTS
Subject: Yo Adam go suck a Dick
Date: Apr 29 2007 01:10:46 AM
Author: Harry Carpenter

Vice Critic, I'm with you gut, I swear to Hell, Vice is my homepage and everyday I get so pissed of at this Mag/zine/site. I think it's run by a bunch of chimpanze typing homos that love gay collages and making poo poo and pee pee. But I've been hoked on Vice since like 96 or some shit. I'm never gonna give up on Vice. Some day they will figure out that New York has, unfortunately, become a tourist attraction for rich kids to go to school and asshole eurotrash to squire about town in their stupid fucking sandals.



Subject: this is crap
Date: Apr 27 2007 12:00:22 PM
Author: vice critic

why all the gay shit ..whats so interesting about that. Vice mag get off your "gayness is so cool buzz" it not. There just a shower of cock sucker's ..literally.

I express my self by the crap I pin to the wall.

ah I don't think so.



Subject: putting my stuff on the wall
Date: Apr 26 2007 08:03:32 PM
Author: adam

i didn't read the article, but bulletin boards are the windows to the soul. go do an entire one right now. i swear you'll cry.



Subject: good but
Date: Apr 23 2007 04:51:24 PM
Author: rebs

I like this article, but you should have more



Subject: wurms
Date: Apr 15 2007 04:51:36 PM
Author: freeman

i like how he says only his brothers and sisters had worms when they little. dude you know you had that shit.



Subject: dude
Date: Apr 15 2007 12:17:29 AM
Author: ash bow

fuck, I actually like your shitty pictures



Subject: shmeyton
Date: Apr 15 2007 12:00:22 AM
Author: ash chow

elizabeth peyton takes over 5 hours to draw this shit with water colours, which is being branded as a painting ?!? i can't believe she actually have people sitting for these.. always though she uses shitty snapshots, like the ones he takes to show how dull contemporary art is



Subject: heyo
Date: Apr 14 2007 10:00:31 AM
Author: daniel

Thats a decent-sized dick



Subject: 'mo
Date: Apr 13 2007 01:37:29 PM
Author: paddym

He is a very pretty man...



Subject: bad idea girl
Date: Apr 13 2007 05:19:40 AM
Author: lazy journalism

"837 x 588 pixels, huh? you seem to have pretty precise measurements for someone who thinks this is "boring, lazy and cheap."

So right-clicking an image proves it's not boring, lazy and cheap? What do you think I did; get out a ruler and count the pixels?


"by the way, you can do this thing called "click on the picture" and it'll get bigger. it even explicitly tells you under it."

837x588 is the size of the enlarged picture you fucking clown. Get off the internet already.



Subject: yep, i know it's sick...
Date: Apr 12 2007 11:09:50 PM
Author: sick

... but the erection is hot, and I'm a girl.



Subject: well.
Date: Apr 12 2007 09:36:53 PM
Author: bad idea girl

i think if people were to actually be given time to add whatever they feel "expresses themselves" to a wall, desk, etc, it would kind of defeat the purpose of this. then any stupid hipster would be able to get a warhol sticker from urban outfitters and make themselves bohemian.

837 x 588 pixels, huh? you seem to have pretty precise measurements for someone who thinks this is "boring, lazy and cheap." by the way, you can do this thing called "click on the picture" and it'll get bigger. it even explicitly tells you under it.



Subject: ya
Date: Apr 12 2007 06:52:28 PM
Author: mmmmm

I t'ink he pasted them to the wall with semen, there are an awful lot of boobs and a shrowded erection on this 'average Jo's notice board'.



Subject: alright
Date: Apr 12 2007 06:07:40 PM
Author: lo

i like the idea behind this little series thing, because i LOVE looking at stuff on people's walls. its a shame the enlarged image isnt big enough to actually see the stuff properly though. less things would have needed explaining then too. but otherwise i like it.



Subject: Bor
Date: Apr 12 2007 03:57:58 PM
Author: ing

wow. people falling into water. fascinating.



Subject: o.k. ryan
Date: Apr 12 2007 03:36:40 PM
Author: we get it...

...you're totally gay! good for you!



Subject: Theme of this issue is
Date: Apr 12 2007 02:56:15 PM
Author: lazy journalism

this shit is boring, lazy and cheap.

If you wanted to do this properly, you'd have picked your people, given a brief bio, asked them to construct a bulletin board/desk *jam packed* with shit to express their personalities, and given us high-res photos of the results. Instead we get these tiny 837 x 588 photographs of bulletin boards that look like theyve been knocked up in 15 minutes, followed up with 9 or 10 bullet points I cant even be bothered to read as a result.



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Those $4-an-hour summer jobs you had as a kid were so boring you’d find yourself checking out any kind of ass just so long as it momentarily distracted you from cleaning the boss’s fucking car for the third time that week.
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Yes, this is as great as you think it is. Dude is drunk out of his mind at a rock show and DANCING (his ass off) ON THE CEILING! The best part was after the first few seconds when nobody was looking at him anymore and he was just casually bobbing his head like a bat that worked at Pitchfork.

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