a situation irakienne est un véritable bordel. Malgré tous les reportages sanguinolents et tous les ouvrages de 400 pages, on n’y comprend absolument rien. On a donc fait appel à Zeyad, un journaliste irakien: «Salut Zeyad. De grâce, raconte-nous ton pays comme si on était des enfants de 5 ans. Mais attention Zeyad, pas de recherche, ni de réflexion approfondie. Raconte-nous simplement, comme si tu étais notre tonton venu nous chercher à l’aéroport pour nous emmener en ville.» Et voici ce qu’il a pondu.
Hi Vice,
I'd really like to get a look at this image which is, essentially the whole article. But alas the text size is super small. Any chance you'd make it larger?
Subject: 1 Date: Mar 20 2007 07:34:12 PM Author: d
i just had to re-post this one again for the guy below - its gotta be one of the more hardcore call-outs on vice in a while. whether its bullshit or not it still sounds pretty mean.
I was just wondering when the date was that punk rock became the property of all you pinko dorks?
ever read the lyrics to "reason" by the sex pistols?!!
if you want to know about iraq check out iraqthemodel.com, michaelyon.com and those off their bloglists. otherwise just keep reading all this hipster crap cloned from the nyt and all the other traitor scum you worship.
the same assholes that ruined rocknroll have taken over the press and you only get one side about the "occupation".
funny how no one bitched back when the sh was planting thousands a day under soccer stadiums?
what you see on the surface now was going on everyday fucking day with the support of kofi annan and all the rest of your beloved liberals.
arent you "occupying" indian land right now in new yoik?
one nineteen year old private patrolling bdad is doing more for freedom and truth than all you trendy wannabes together will contribute in your whole lives. Oh, but youre so proud that its you getting all the "chicks". pffft. youre so lost you need them to dress up like ten year olds so you can "relate".
Thank God I got to see the great bands before you dickheads ruined being a kid. But then again: who's it abo
Subject: iraq issue Date: Mar 18 2007 08:59:47 AM Author: iraqi new yorker
kudos to vice for bringing together such a wide range of intelligent iraqi voices on topics that most americans are shielded from by their own mass media. an excellent piece of journalism, imo. thank you for your effort.
Subject: iraqthemodel.com Date: Mar 16 2007 08:13:19 PM Author: model my ass
the iraqthemodel guy is a fucking iraqi neocon. he sucks dubya's dick in every post.
Subject: Pretty good issue. Date: Mar 14 2007 11:26:54 PM Author: O.G Had
I've got me a copy of this issue and it isn't about misinformation or opinions of iraq. Its one of the better recent issues.... lets leave it at that. Whatever vice is doing on this issue they have it right. their last issue about clothes sucked major ass, the girls issue was hella weak but with this issue they finally did something right. i mean, seriously, vice please learn from this one... the poverty issue sucked, the clothes issue sucked and the girls issue was just weak. Cults v. Gangs was alright....
Subject: poop shit Date: Mar 14 2007 10:23:50 PM Author: jesus fever
i bet it was a tough choice whether shia or kurd should to be brown
Subject: useless Date: Mar 14 2007 09:27:25 PM Author: oxblood
And what the Iran issue would have been? Another colorful map describing diversed ethnicity of the country... Boofuckinghoo and what does that teach you? You learned nothing today.
You lose.
Subject: saladin Date: Mar 14 2007 08:13:12 PM Author: federer
yeah, the comment section on this issue are going to get brutal.
Subject: 1 Date: Mar 14 2007 08:09:51 PM Author: d
player2:
that iraqthemodel.com site is awesome.
the michaelyon one you might have to explain like im a five year old because i. dont. get it. is it a search engine?
Subject: 1 Date: Mar 14 2007 08:01:55 PM Author: d
there IS no other magazines.
Subject: little red fanzines... Date: Mar 14 2007 07:56:38 PM Author: playertwo
I was just wondering when the date was that punk rock became the property of all you pinko dorks?
ever read the lyrics to "reason" by the sex pistols?!!
if you want to know about iraq check out iraqthemodel.com, michaelyon.com and those off their bloglists. otherwise just keep reading all this hipster crap cloned from the nyt and all the other traitor scum you worship.
the same assholes that ruined rocknroll have taken over the press and you only get one side about the "occupation".
funny how no one bitched back when the sh was planting thousands a day under soccer stadiums?
what you see on the surface now was going on everyday fucking day with the support of kofi annan and all the rest of your beloved liberals.
arent you "occupying" indian land right now in new yoik?
one nineteen year old private patrolling bdad is doing more for freedom and truth than all you trendy wannabes together will contribute in your whole lives. Oh, but youre so proud that its you getting all the "chicks". pffft. youre so lost you need them to dress up like ten year olds so you can "relate".
Thank God I got to see the great bands before you dickheads ruined being a kid. But then again: who's it about? you and your pathetic egos.
halliburton...but, but, abu ghraib..the oil..
Subject: shit talking Date: Mar 14 2007 07:30:42 PM Author: bob
oooh feel the heat baby vice is doing real journalism baby and don't they know it. and don't we know it?! for sure.
they sure gonna save the day one day in their chuck taylors
Subject: Thanks Date: Mar 14 2007 05:43:14 PM Author: Ace
Thanks. I can read this.
Subject: What? Date: Mar 14 2007 05:00:06 PM Author: Sam
What I don't get is why they hype this up as if its going to be a ground breaking, too real to handle expose when its just a fucking color coded map with information we could have found by searching "Iraq" on wikipedia.
Maybe Vice should give up trying to be political and just stick to the Do's and Dont's. Oh wait, those suck too now. Shit. Maybe we should just find another magazine.
Subject: 3507321C Date: Mar 14 2007 04:35:01 PM Author: the foot
Hey 3507321C, why don't YOU do the Iran issue?
Subject: IRAQ Date: Mar 14 2007 04:16:09 PM Author: 3507321C
IS SO 2005.
SHOULD'VE BEEN THE IRAN ISSUE.
Subject: fuck yo flash Date: Mar 14 2007 04:08:08 PM Author: cutty moe
yo, FUCK all those gdamn DEF JAM ICON videos playing everywhere on the site. jesus christ, how many times do i have to turn off the audio?!! god, it's almost as bad as the month where there were 15 simultaneous flash hogs of diesel banners playing that didn't respond to unchecking "loop". i have a nauseous reaction to the very mention of bullshit fashion gear now! thanks a fucking lot! screen your ads a little, or at least think of the poor people actually trying to use this site.
Subject: misinformation Date: Mar 14 2007 03:36:35 PM Author: dg
why do i feel like this issue is going to be chock full of misinformation? It also really bothers me that hipster douchetards will probably take everything as fact, form the opinion vice wants them to form without thinking for themselves, and then try to argue with me when they know nothing. Fucking vice. ah well, at least you did a halfway decent job with that sudan thing.
Subject: . Date: Mar 14 2007 03:04:47 PM Author: .
Click on it you knob.
Subject: Date: Mar 14 2007 02:46:13 PM Author: waaaaaaat
am i supposed to be able to read the captions?
Subject: sdfl;ksdfjk Date: Mar 14 2007 02:25:33 PM Author: karasu
im from turkey...oh wait no im not.
that was a lie.
Subject: the iraq issue Date: Mar 14 2007 02:02:34 PM Author: focus
well vice, lets see what ya got on this one...
Holy shit, remember how fucking stressed out you’d get when you fucked up your parent’s car? Like, you’d jump out to see how bad it was and see this and catch yourself begging Jesus for a time machine?
If you’re a girl who looks like a faggy boy, don’t fight it. Just throw on an ice skating outfit, hit the local cruise bars, and try to win back a few for our team. Comments/Enlarge See all
a situation irakienne est un véritable bordel. Malgré tous les reportages sanguinolents et tous les ouvrages de 400 pages, on n’y comprend absolument rien. On a donc fait appel à Zeyad, un journaliste irakien: «Salut Zeyad. De grâce, raconte-nous ton pays comme si on était des enfants de 5 ans. Mais attention Zeyad, pas de recherche, ni de réflexion approfondie. Raconte-nous simplement, comme si tu étais notre tonton venu nous chercher à l’aéroport pour nous emmener en ville.» Et voici ce qu’il a pondu. 
