JEREMY SCOTT POUR LONGCHAMP Il a fait plein d’autres sacs mais celui-ci est le mieux parce qu’il est super grand et qu’il peut se replier en tout mini.
MASQUE PEELING Les masques à base de boue sont compliqués à nettoyer et salissent le lavabo. Mais quand tu peux tout éplucher d’un coup, c’est hygiénique, satisfaisant et amusant (comme si t’enlevais ton masque dans un film d’espions).
ENSEMBLE CASHMERE AGENT PROVOCATEUR Tu pourrais enfiler ce truc sur un cadavre au Darfour et ça aurait encore l’air sexe.
CHAUSSETTES MONTANTES Une robe baby doll sans chaussettes hautes, c’est comme un transsexuel. Ça rend bien mais dès que tu baisses les yeux, t’es déçu. Ne sois pas une bite, mets des bas.
LA CICCIOLINA Elle est mannequin, elle est porn star, elle a niqué Jeff Koons et le Parlement italien, elle a les sourcils les plus chelous du monde, et elle est hilarante. La Cicciolina n’est pas un modèle pour les femmes, elle est LA femme.
BAUME À LÈVRES ROSEBUD Ce truc enfonce la vaseline n’importe quand.
EYELINER BAD GAL Ce truc est hyper épais et tellement wateproof que tu peux regarder Love Story sans avoir peur de ressembler à Jeanne Mas.
LAMPE CHATON On a pécho ça sur wrapables.com parce que, sur une échelle de 1 à 10, c’est «vraiment trognon».
ROBE BABY-DOLL DE CHEZ FOREVER 21 Ce truc rend toutes les filles hyper minces parce qu’il déplace la taille juste sous les seins, là où le torse est le plus fin. Et gardez l’œil sur Forever 21, ils commencent à assurer. H&M et Kookaï peuvent déjà péfli.
BOTTES VIVIENNE WESTWOOD Il paraît qu’il n’y a pas de boutique Vivienne Westwood à New York parce qu’elle est contre la politique extérieure américaine. On a donc posé la question à son attaché de presse qui nous a expliqué: «Même si Vivienne est contre la War On Terror, ça n’a rien à voir avec notre absence à New York. En fait, notre boutique était tenue par des investisseurs japonais et après le 11 Septembre ils ont eu la trouille et ont fiché le camp.» Donc les New-Yorkais doivent choper ces bottes sur eBay parce que les Japonais sont des poules mouillées? Cool. Peuple de Londres, prends note, il y a des thunes à se faire sur ce coup.
FAUX PAPIERS Avec 25 euros, tu peux pécho ça dans une de ces boutiques londoniennes qui vendaient des champis quand c’était encore légal en Angleterre. (Officiellement, ils en demandent 50, mais il suffit d’insister un peu.)
KARAOKÉ MACHINE Les lecteurs karaoké avec le tout petit écran intégré sont pour les connasses. On a trouvé cette merveille pour un peu plus de 100 euros sur acekaraoke.com. Ça fait aussi DVD, tu peux le brancher sur ta télé et y mettre autant de chansons que tu veux. Tes voisins vont te haïr, mais c’est le prix à payer pour faire de ton chez toi le nouveau Paris Paris.
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COMMENTS
Subject: vice is good Date: Jul 24 2007 08:44:35 PM Author: emilylime
I never read "The Old VICE", but Vice as it is is still way better than everything else out there so stop complaining about it. Would you rather have no Vice? Ok, well then stop reading it and stop complaining!
Subject: you scumbag bastards Date: Feb 15 2007 10:22:51 AM Author: Dr.History
yeah assholes, California was and will be Mexico again! where did that name come from? not from some Irish lad from limerick! that hole region was Mexico up until a hundred years ago. anyway, I think California is a melting pot and Mexico- Mexicans is-are like the prime ingredient of the entire restaurant! Fucking gringos are living in Tijuana now and working in San Diego (another fine example of English city names) to dodge the IRS. And if Los Angeles (si si la ciudad se llama El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula, I bet no gringo livinging in LA knows this) would be a country, I would be considered Latin America. Well I guess i´m not winning a popularity contest with this but how cares! Nobody’s watching, nobody’s paying attention, everyone’s to busy killing people that refuse to speak English!!!!
Subject: ? Date: Feb 07 2007 03:56:42 PM Author: *****
question about tidbit submissions:
do you have to send the actual product or do you send a picture/description or what
Subject: Olvera Street Date: Feb 07 2007 12:08:28 PM Author: HP Represent!
Yeah, Mexicans really don't hang on Olvera Street unless they work there or are performing an Aztec dance. But cornelio is right, best and cheapest fake IDs are found on Pacific Blvd in Huntington Park. Now there's were the Mexicans be at. Forget ordering food in English, especially at Meh-don-es (Mc Donald's)
Subject: page layout... Date: Feb 07 2007 11:34:51 AM Author: whiffleball face
i like how the vivien westwoods are below the shirt, which is below the lamp, creating a lampbot.
Subject: It is Alvarado - Not Olvera Date: Feb 06 2007 09:49:30 AM Author: Hector
The only time you find Mexicans on Olvera street is Cinco de Mayo, when they can get cool freebies like promotional calling cards with $25 free long distance, and sample bags of Ariel laundry soap. The rest of the time it is a cute place for tourists to have enchiladas for lunch and buy leather change purses.
It is Alvarado - down by MacArthur Park. Between 6th and 7th you can generally purchase fake IDs from about 90% of the people on the street. Used to be a good place to find chiva also, until they chased the homies out.
Subject: id Date: Feb 05 2007 02:15:34 PM Author: cornelio
its called olvera st. and any real laer knows that fake ids are best acquired on pacific blvd in huntington park.
Subject: Jeremy Scott Date: Feb 01 2007 01:24:55 PM Author: LEX
They gave out the Jeremy Scott bags (see bag.) at his SP07 show.. its on style.com, its the show was fucking awesome, kind of sends the same message as to why there is no longer a Vivienne Wstwood store in Soho (see boots.)
Subject: I knew it Date: Feb 01 2007 12:42:52 PM Author: damn it
I shoulda sent my Hello Kitty maxi pads in this month. Unused of course, I can't bleed all over Hello Kitty's face!
Subject: the funny, where? Date: Feb 01 2007 01:48:32 AM Author: i agree
although i am buying that forever 21 dress..........now.
Subject: knee-highs Date: Jan 29 2007 10:06:12 AM Author: bill cosby
i believe those are actually what one would refer to as "thigh-highs," or at the very least "over-the-knee" -highs.
Remember the mid-90s when that shit OWNed the "impulse purchase" spot at all the cashier checkouts, even at J.C. Penney's and Sears? And you had to get the crop top with the big appliqued heart and the short plaid mini-skirt with oversize-safety-pin-closure to go with them? Shit.
Subject: I Date: Jan 29 2007 08:35:13 AM Author: need
that jeremy scott bag, where can i find it
Subject: .. Date: Jan 28 2007 11:15:08 PM Author: freeman
bag balm, ha.
Subject: -- Date: Jan 28 2007 10:29:04 PM Author: :P
wtf isnt tidbits supposed to be funny? Not some fucking Limited Too catologue
Subject: junior Date: Jan 27 2007 10:38:34 PM Author: mint
plus it's olivera street, not alvarado street. 16 year olds get those id's and never use them because they look like they were made with crayolas and construction paper.
Subject: kk Date: Jan 27 2007 07:37:26 PM Author: k
too bad those id places are so fucking fake
Subject: boots Date: Jan 27 2007 05:52:29 PM Author: matt
those boots are really ugly.
Subject: burrey Date: Jan 26 2007 09:36:45 PM Author: holds
your eyes totally match your purse. good grief.
Subject: sleepy Date: Jan 26 2007 08:10:15 PM Author: ss
pointing out that something is boring makes you the boring one. why don't you come up with something amusing to say, dumb-dumb?
tidbits is funny.
Subject: Not so tidbits Date: Jan 26 2007 05:43:49 PM Author: Brendan Rules
I thought the whole point of tidbits was to find funny named products and make fun of those names by making up funny uses for the products. Like Butt Paste or Smack Ramen, those are funny, but Knee-High's man what happened.
Subject: also Date: Jan 26 2007 05:29:58 PM Author: bill
needs more cock. let's get the boys issue NOW all this girls shit is booooring.
ps. vice still sucks and stuff.
pss. old vice is better.
psss. old dos and donts were better.
Subject: ? Date: Jan 26 2007 05:28:02 PM Author: your mom
Wow. That was boring.
Subject: ... Date: Jan 26 2007 04:34:24 PM Author: bill
who cares this magazine totally sucks now.
Subject: trying to stay awake Date: Jan 26 2007 02:48:39 PM Author: ....
snoooooooooooore
Subject: the secret Date: Jan 26 2007 02:47:28 PM Author: LA
Is there a girl in the world that can't get any guy in the room if she's wearing: a baby doll dress, knee highs, and kitten heels?
That thing about black farts being good luck may be true and it may be bullshit. Why not err on the side of caution however and capture at least one of them in your favorite t-shirt?
It’s one thing to still live at home when you’re over 20 but to believe in Santa and God and think they’re with you everywhere you go? Dude, grow the fuck up.
