«Tina» (aka Cristal meth, alias l’ice, soit la poudre qui te plonge dans un abime de souffrance et te rend complètement parano) fait son grand comeback ces jours-ci—et pas uniquement chez son public habituel de clubbeurs gays couverts de paillettes. Justement, le mois dernier, l’un des vice-présidents d’une des plus grosses banques américaines a été pris en flag dans un très chic labo de fabrication de methedrine installé dans son très chic appartement de Manhattan. Oups!
Dommage qu’il ne m’ait pas appelée avant que les flics n’arrivent. Vu que je suis très douée pour le bricolage, ça ne m’aurait pris qu’une ou deux heures pour transformer son laboratoire en une pièce dédiée à un hobby franchement plus sain. Grâce à moi, il serait devenu accro aux... terrariums! Une activité plus relaxante et bien moins coûteuse que la meth, pas vrai? En plus, une fois créé, le terrarium est un écosystème autosuffisant. Et si tu mets un peu de tendresse dans sa fabrication, il peut durer toute une vie.
Voici comment on passe du labo de meth au terrarium, en sept étapes très simples.
DA ET MODÈLE: Judi Rosen, VÊTEMENTS Judi Rosen New York PHOTOGRAPHE: Steven Krebs STYLISME DÉCOR: Amy Henry CONSULTANT TERRARIUM: Royce Meier MAQUILLAGE: Sarah Egan REMERCIEMENTS à Diana Kinshere, Miss Novello-Vitale, et Martha pour Hicks Nursery.
COMMENTS
Subject: 10x6 Date: Mar 02 2007 04:00:36 PM Author: famous seamus
what's a gearbox?
Subject: Meth Date: Feb 10 2007 06:39:17 AM Author: Girth
White mans crack. Discuss.
Subject: love it! Date: Feb 08 2007 05:11:33 PM Author: craf-T
so unlike all these other meth heads and whatevers, i like this idea. even though i know growing pot would be pretty cool, ill bite on the flower idea:). if anyone knows where i could get one of those giant freakin bulb like contraptions, it would be great if i could get one.
Subject: huh... Date: Feb 04 2007 03:07:21 PM Author: amber
i did this with with mushrooms once.
Subject: aww Date: Feb 03 2007 08:40:47 AM Author: jean
no they're cute. how lovely.
Subject: pfff... Date: Feb 02 2007 05:55:07 AM Author: www.myspace.com/hazeemmusic
...mein onkel hat aus seiner gewächshaus-marihuana-plantage den botanischen garten bauen lassen...es gibt sogar noch ein paar pflanzen da, ich verrat aber nich wo...viel spass beim vogelsand u suckas..
Subject: planting a go-go Date: Jan 30 2007 02:53:10 PM Author: skuzbucket
im on meth and still dont understand the relationship between a meth lab and a fucking nursery, they both blow up in your face but only one is actually fun. i am starting to feel uncomfortable with all the political undertones in this article, what are you a fuckin soldier?
Subject: lame Date: Jan 30 2007 02:15:13 PM Author: dindongdangbangdang
Why does transform from a medical fetish nurse into a stupid muppet hippy? like, totally gay.
Subject: sf Date: Jan 29 2007 12:03:32 AM Author: dfz
....technically
Subject: sadf Date: Jan 29 2007 12:03:02 AM Author: isdfha
and have sex... im still a virgin
Subject: dsfa Date: Jan 29 2007 12:02:31 AM Author: dfa
i hate school, i want to drop out and do meth
Subject: holla Date: Jan 24 2007 06:14:48 PM Author: Jay-C aka Jesus Christ
Chetamine i fucking love it.
Subject: Date: Jan 23 2007 08:05:40 PM Author:
club kids aren't hip, or young for that matter. this is looking like a good issue
Subject: ayan Date: Jan 23 2007 06:53:56 PM Author: naya
yeah she's purdy
Subject: this... Date: Jan 23 2007 04:36:16 PM Author: Wow.
This has to be the lamest idea ever. this isn't even hip young club kids, this is what fuckin' yuppies would do.
Subject: pa-dow! Date: Jan 23 2007 04:04:25 PM Author: pm
Judi Rosen = Hottest JAP i've seen all month!
Subject: For real... Date: Jan 23 2007 02:41:39 PM Author: Walter Crunkite
Is Judi Rosen not like the hottest thing in NYC?
I would settle for smelling her naked body dude because she's too good for you. In fact, I would settle for sniffing her hair.
I am so in love with Judi Rosen it's depressing. Is she single? Will she marry me? What if I saved up all my money for the next 40 years and gave it to her? Would she have sex with me? Can I at least smell her naked body?
Subject: them Date: Jan 23 2007 12:07:38 PM Author: yeah
this is going to be popular with the search engines.
Subject: Yeah Date: Jan 23 2007 09:26:53 AM Author: Hater
Wow...wait a second, are those....are those tattoos? COOL!!!! AWESOME!!!
!!!!
Subject: I wonder... Date: Jan 23 2007 09:14:36 AM Author: jimbo
in the true meth lab senario, would the gravel be a bunch of meth nuggets?
Subject: well Date: Jan 23 2007 08:42:03 AM Author: Zim kid forever
This would have probably been a lot more interestting if I was on meth.
Subject: good on ya Date: Jan 23 2007 08:18:12 AM Author: nick
is this a fashion shoot or a waste of time and money?
the stench of die-hard cool
Subject: fjnsdklnf Date: Jan 23 2007 08:06:47 AM Author: karasu
wheres the meth! is this 'make your own ecosystem whilst taking meth' cos i didnt see any of it going to the plants and the girl looks out of it.
Subject: whatevs Date: Jan 23 2007 12:27:23 AM Author: whoevs
awwwwwww... I thought vice was gonna teach me how to cook meth!
Subject: Hmm.. Date: Jan 23 2007 12:08:24 AM Author: Congo
I know what I'm growing
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