If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.
This is such the kind of mom that calls herself a MILF. How gross is that by the way? “Hi, I’m Joanne. Strangers would like to put their dick in me.” Comments/Enlarge See all
I envy the currently nonexistent fetus who someday gets to whip out this picture and say, “Here’s my mom and dad before I was born.” Comments/Enlarge See all