SHEPPARD’S VIDEO-GAME PIE
by Stephen Lea Sheppard
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IT HAPPENED - I WORE A PENIS SCARF ON THE BEACH
I was on the isolated end of a small island near Tahiti; no one was around for miles. I decided to do some nude sunbathing. That was nice for a while, but I'd brought a Hawaiian sling on the airplane, which is a long pole, a rubber band, and a trident affixed on the end for spear fishing, so I figured I should use it. Read more | Comments (7)
November 20, 5:32 pm by BEN DECAMP VICE US 
THIS NEW DESTROY OBAMA VIDEO GAME
A new World of Warcraft-style role playing game caches in on the hilarious trend that’s sweeping America: trying to revolt against the evil Obama administration and turn the country into one large God-fearing, gun-toting, liberal baby-eating libertarian paradise! Read more
November 20, 3:29 pm by ALEX PASTERNACK VICE MB 
LEATHER DADDY TO BEAT LESBIAN IN UNCLE SAM'S HOUSE
Leather, loopholes, and the wonderful world of sensationalist US politics, through the eyes of a Canadian. Read more | Comments (6)
November 20, 4:00 pm by EDWARD PETRENKO VICE CA 
RAPE KIT
When a band writes a song that’s titled so simple, so unapologetic, and with no room for misinterpretation, it’s incredibly refreshing. “Boys Who Rape Should All Be Destroyed” is about how boys who rape should all be destroyed. Yes! It’s by the Raveonettes and it’s a total Kumbaya vibe, but about hurting fucked up assholes with power trips instead of, like, God. Read more | Comments (4)
November 20, 3:00 pm by ELLIS JONES VICE US
SUICIDE NOTES ARE NOT COOL
If there’s one thing I couldn’t care less about, it’s soccer, though I am suddenly forced to care. The authorities from German media watch group FSM have contacted me, presumably because of Robert Enke, the retard who jumped in front of a train. Read more | Comments (9)
November 20, 2:03 pm by BARBARA DABROWSKA VICE DE 
AT NATIONAL BOOK AWARDS, GOOGLE TELLS THE BOOK INDUSTRY TO GO SCREW ITSELF
Having Google sponsor your big book party might feel a bit like the coal industry sponsor your climate change campaign, or a big computer maker sponsor your feisty, ragtag technology site. Read more
November 20, 1:11 pm by ALEX PASTERNACK VICE MB
PSA: COOTER CUT-OFF
The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists does not want you to have fries with that. Read more | Comments (11)
November 20, 12:02 pm by LACI FIBONACCI VICE US
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INTERVIEW DRIFTING FOR A DAY
POP VOX STREET JUSTICE IN BARCELONA
STILL GOOD
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HANGING WITH WHORES
My housemate is a prostitute. Over time, she has made friends with her fellow professionals: streetwalking, not-at-all classy friends, who come over and drink all my tea and gossip about their tawdry escapades.
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BORDER CZECHS
More than 150,000 Czechoslovakians and other nationalities decided fleeing the Iron Curtain was worth the risk of barbed-wire barricades, electric fences, mines, and other death traps.
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KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED HAS A NICER PAD THAN ME
Why does this guy get to live in Manhattan and I don't?
FROM THE ARCHIVES
AN EX-BULLFIGHTER
A bull named Terciopelo [Velvet] gored the Colombian bullfighter Álvaro Múnera, aka “El Pilarico,” in 1984, confining him to a wheelchair for life. Now he's a hardcore animal rights defender and nothing less than the Antichrist for tauromachy [the art of bullfighting] aficionados.
Do's and Don'ts
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Chemical castration for pedophiles, yeah, yeah, whatever. Can we please start talking about what the punishment will be for the people who went to see I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell instead?
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